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VOTE ALL INCUMBENTS OUT OF OFFICE! ALL OF THEM!

Posted by helen

VOTE THEM ALL OUT! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!!!

Forty-seven years ago, President John F. Kennedy was assisinated by a cowardly cabal of thugs in Dallas, Texas. This single act set America on an bumpy roller-coaster trip that has witnessed countless number of ”insider” murders, thousands of innocent men, women and children slaughtered for no other reason than greed in their homelands, genocide, attacks on our homeland, the withering dollar, loss of our homes and so much more.

President Kennedy warned all America’s citizens of the dangers we were facing with this secret “political elite” cabal which includes Republican, Democrat, Independent, Communist, Fascist and Socialist ”insiders” amonst them. This secret “political elite” is hellbent on destroying America to replace her with a Fascist/Communist government called the New World Order. Their goal -- TOTAL CONTROL OVER YOU AND ME - that is, to control every single facet of our lives from the moment we are born till we die; from the moment we awake till we go to sleep. 

President Kennedy saw the inside of this secret “elite cabal” and learned of their plans for destroying America and dominating the world over and lost his life for uttering aloud this truth. This diabolical “elite cabal” could not have their plan for world domination revealed; especially when the real work to get our nation to collapse was decades away from success.

Today, we American’s are witness to the unfolding of this diabolical New World Order President Kennedy warned and gave his life for. Listen to his words again. Honor his memory by opening your mind to allow his words to speak to you. These words were written with a specific intention and deliberation. Listen to them again and again until you get it, until you accept the fact all American’s have been betrayed by decades upon decades of our nations leaders and their financial backers like the Rothschilds, the Rockefellers, the Stanleys, the Bushes, Clintons, and now the Obamas to name a few.

Tomorrow, Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010, the citizens of America can stop this slow death and buy some time to figure out what we must do to put the death knell into the carcas of this diabolical New World Order cabal. Time is what these bat rastards have had on their side as they slithered under the detection of the public’s watchful eye. Well, it’s time for all American’s to buy some time - together WE MUST VOTE EVERY INCUMBENT OUT OF OFFICE. EVERY SINGLE INCUMBENT, NO EXCEPTIONS, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. How will this act buy us time? Easy, with 435 new members chaos will ensue in DC. Like Rhambo said “never let a good crisis go to waste.” Well, it’s time American’s created a crisis in the belly of the beast in DC.

Sure you like the guy or gal currently serving you in your district, but allow me a moment to make my case for firing them all based on policy as to why ”liking” someone has not a friggin thing to do with whether he or she is a trusted “leader”. Following is a small sample of the policy items our nation’s so-called “leadership” has passed out of the belly of the beast that will crescendo into loss of our liberties:

1. Not one member in the House or Senate has ever told you, the voter, that the government in Washington, DC isn’t a government at all. Not one of them. The Act of 1871 changed the united states for America’s constitutional form of government to a Municipal Corporation. Are you even aware that when you cast your vote for a federal candidate that you are in reality voting for a member of the Municipal Corporation’s Board of Directors? Read the Act. It’s our history these men and women have kept hidden from the light of day for over a century now.

2. The tragedy in the Gulf of Mexico. Have you heard one individual on the campaign trail -- incumbent or challenger, outside of maybe Mississipi, Louisiana and coastal Florida, even mention the chemical genocide our brothers and sisters are experiencing today? Have you heard even one of them state, as part of their platform, they will hold an independent investigation and hold all parties accountable? Has the Republican Party, the Democrat Party or the Tea Party mapped out a plan to first provide the desperately needed healthcare needs these innocent souls are in desperate need of? Have any of these parties told one of you how they will hold British Petroleum and Halliburton responsible for ALL DAMAGE DONE TO THE SEAFOOD INDUSTRY, THE ECOSYSTEM AND HUMANITY? No is the answer. Why? Well take a look at the FEC reports and learn how much money these two dispicable companies -- BP and Halliburton -- have and are giving to the Parties to insure their silence. This is called a “fascist” system -- corporate is protected by the Municipal Corporation while the people suffer from their recklessness. See BP & Halliburton knew of cement flaws report says

3. ForeclosureGate. Thousands of our brothers and sisters are facing foreclosure on their homes, because Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac opened the taxpayer’s purse and backed loans by banks who sold mortgages to anyone and everyone all the while knowing they couldn’t afford it. Before the ink of the signatures were even dry, the banks then took that mortgage and cut the sale up into tiny slivers and sold it on the market. This is illegal. Yet, leaders in the House and Senate, including all Party stripes, ignored the growing problem and took no action to stop it. Yeah sure a couple of R’s played their CYA role and raised the blazing red flag, but that was it. Blunderbus is what we got -- no action and certainly NO LEADERSHIP.  The seeds of this fraud were planted under former President Jimmy Carter and amended to favor more potential homeowners, the majority being low income, under former President Bill Clinton. The act is called the “Community Reinvestment Act”. Carter may not have known, but the Clinton’s surely knew that this act would have a disproportional affect on low-income families when the SHTF. Well it’s hit. Here is a link to the latest on this unfolding disaster  -  Black Friday or Bloody Monday

4. Let’s talk about money for a minute. Soon we will be able to wallpaper our favorite room with the Federal Reserve dollar bills. I’ll let the late Joan Veon explain this ditty -

In 1913, at 11:45 p.m., on Dec. 23, Congress approved a private corporation designed to form a private corporation, designed to control the monetary system of our country. They moved with a calculated craftiness and deceit to pass legislation that would enslave every American as a debtor to their corporation.

To give you an idea as to where our country is with debt, as of September 2008, the [official] U.S. federal debt had reached approximately $9.7 trillion, or $31,700 per person. [As of October 2010, the national debt now stands at $13.6 trillion.-Ed.] [T-Room Ed. now stands at $200 trillion] However, when the unfunded liabilities such as Social Security, Medicare, and other social programs are added in, our total debt grows to $59.1 trillion, or $516,348 per household [T-Room Ed. per person is more than $750k].

In 2005, the total personal debt, consisting of mortgages and consumer loans, was estimated at $11.4 trillion, with total U.S. household assets, including real estate, totaling $62.5 trillion.

Why it is Americans can’t forgive themselves the interest on the debt? Well, we don’t “owe” it to “we the people,” we “owe” it to the Federal Reserve and to foreign governments in the form of U.S. Treasury bills, notes and bonds [T-Room Ed - also known as "Fractional Banking].

As of two years ago, the top four foreign owners of our debt were: Japan at $592.2 billion, China at $502 billion, United Kingdom at $251.4 billion and oil exporters at $153.9 billion. Other owners of U.S. debt include Brazil, Caribbean Banking Centers, Luxembourg, Hong Kong, Russia, Norway, Germany, Taiwan and Switzerland.

Through the untrustworthy corporate media, economists and other sources, we are told that there are a number of reasons for the financial crisis we are in today. One reason, the ivory tower people claim, was the passage of the Home Ownership Equity Protection Act of 1994, whereby the Federal Reserve was given authority to issue regulations and interest rates over mortgages and home equity lending. Its enactment caused a sharp increase in home-equity lending accompanied by a sharp boost in the subprime mortgage market, from 80,000 subprime loans in 1993 to 790,000 by 1998.

Another reason was the passage of the 1999 Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act, removing all the protection put in place following the 1929 stock market crash. Without such protection, foreign banks, brokerage firms and insurance companies were allowed to buy American-owned banks, brokerage firms and insurance companies.

Additionally, this increased the risk to our economic system by easing regulations on monetary policy. The 45-year low interest rates of 2001-2002, enacted to stimulate the economy following the 9-11 attacks, exacerbated the stress on our economy.

In short, we have been set up. Laws were designed and passed to specifically get us into this dreadful position. We are the sheep being shorn, but our shepherd is not Moses, King David or the Great Shepherd. Nowmany of the career-congressmen who supported passage of the above laws will go home and campaign for re-election. It’s incredible that the great media spin machine can provide the cover they need to get
re-elected and continue this financial skullduggery.

The bottom line is that unless you know the chicanery of how the Federal Reserve Act was passed in 1913, unless you understand the central banking system that runs almost all the countries of the world and their history of manipulation, deceit, deception, and distortion, you will not be able to hear, see and understand what is happening under your nose.

 5. The New World Order gangster’s sped up America’s demise on September 11, 2001. There was a time I bought the official account provided by the Municipal Corporation, but that time ended when I took the time to self educate. I feel sorry for all of those American’s who still buy into the official account of the most tragic day to hit our soil in more than 50 years. I feel sorry for you because you still trust the Board of Directors, CEO and all of fabricated tentacles of this Municipal Corporation. These corporate thugs have done everything in their power to avoid re opening an investigation into 911. Why is that?  Why won’t the Board of Directors of the Municipal Corporation, who took an oath to protect and defend America from foreign and domestic enemies, utterly ignore ten years of evidence collected by scientists, engineers, first responders, firefighters, police officers, attorneys, pilots, actors and millions more which clearly demonstrates this attack that lead us to war in Iraq and Afghanistan. This attack on our home could never, ever, ever have happened without the assistance from the Corporation. We know Osama bin Laden died at a hospital in Dubai of kidney failure in 2001. Yet, the CEO and Vice Chairman of the Municipal Corporation lied again and again to the entire American public through propaganda and constant repetitiveness of the meme that Osama was the chief architect. Nearly ten years later, we, America, who has the most sophisticated military force ever known to man, can’t find a guy living in a cave. He will never be found because he is dead and the man never had a thing to do with 911. 

6. Healthcare -- the only policy change necessary is TOTAL REPEAL. KILL IT. TAKE ALL 2500 PAGES AND HAVE A BIG FIRE ON THE LAWN IN FRONT OF THE WHITE HOUSE. NOTHING ELSE IS SATISFACTORY. NOTHING! REPEAL this ACT NOW PLUS REPEAL THE ACTS SNEAKILY PASSED IN THE STIMULUS BILL. Rid every tentacle of this Act!!! 

7. Israel -- this one’s personal. My Congressman, Eric Cantor, will be proposing either language to the budget bill or through legislation to hide the BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WE AMERICAN’S SEND ANNUALLY TO ISRAEL. He is proposing moving the line item from the State Department to the Department of Defense’s budget. Now I ask you two simple questions -- 1. When American’s are losing their homes, their jobs, their cars and can barely feed themselves, why in bloody hell are we sending ANY FOREIGN AID TO ANY NATION, let alone one that is doing just fine financially? 2. Why do we even provide foreign aid to a country that assasinated an American on the Gaza Flotilla earlier this year? Whose hubris is so “in your face” they ignore again and again treaty after treaty, agreement after agreement and compromise after comprimise what they originally agreed to when the Queen handed over Palestine to serve as a safe haven for the Jewish people. The daily imprisonment of the Palestinian people is unacceptable. Genocide is something no people should accept from any government on this earth. NONE! Okay, three questions, what are Cantor’s motives for wanting to hide Israel’s foreign aid? Does he have plans to increase it? Is it going to go toward building more nuclear weaponry or to fund Israel’s invasion of Iran? If Congressman Cantor wishes to increase aid to Israel by hiding it, well, I might suggest he needs to be fired for no other reason than this sneaky act.

I could go on and on, but you aren’t stupid. You’ve only been decieved by leaders you thought you could trust. Well, big newsflash, YOU CAN’T!!! American’s MUST VOTE OUT EVERY SINGLE INCUMBENT tomorrow. We the People MUST buy time and slowdown this New World Order trainwreck. Recall, President Kennedy stated at the end of his speech ”man will be what he was born to be -- FREE and INDEPENDENT.” 

Come this Tuesday, November 2, 2010, it will be left up to every voting  American to eithier cast their vote for “Enslavement” by the diabolical New World Order “political elite” or create chaos in the belly of the beast by FIRING EVERY INCUMBENT to buy time so We the People can build our own plan to remain FREE AND INDEPENDENT of these thugs.

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36 Comments

  1. Posted November 1, 2010 at 6:41 pm | Permalink

    Doug’s latest post – heads up folks –

    http://buygoldandsilversafely.com/gold/dont-buy-european-gold-or-rare-coins-gold-dealer-ripoff-and-media-bias-exposed/

  2. Posted November 1, 2010 at 6:42 pm | Permalink

  3. Posted November 1, 2010 at 7:17 pm | Permalink

    Oh my – I’m reading a revised edition of the 911 Report by an Independent Journalist. JM sometime ago brought up Iran Contra and thought I’d post this little ditty here. Look for more little ditty’s. This revision is full of insider detail –

    “There were two subsequent clandestine meetings, one at L’Enfant Plaza Hotel in Washington, D.C, and a second in Paris. During these meetings, a number of American, Israeli and Iranian officials and arms dealers negotiated and executed the prevention of an “October Surprise” release of the hostages by Iran. Harry Martin has best related the account:

    “The Israelis, because of their role of mediator between the United States and Iran and also as the deliverers of U.S. weapons to Iran after the conclusion of the meetings, are believed to have arranged the meetings in the first place.”

    “Russbacher (CIA operative and one of the pilots of the plane that took Bush to Paris) states that Bush, while in Paris, met with Hashemi Rafsanjani, the second in command to the Ayatollah and now the president of Iran, and Adnan Khashoggi, a Saudi Arabian businessman who was extremely powerful. Arrangements were apparently made to pay Iran $40 million to delay the release of hostages in order to thwart President Jimmy Carter’s re-election bid. The $40 million was the beginning of terms that created the Iran-Contra scandal that is now being reopened by Congress.” “A total of $40 million was transferred from a Mexican account and Bush presented a draft of the transfer to the Iranians. Within six weeks after Ronald Reagan was inaugurated, covert shipments of arms were sent to Iran. When the shipments were discovered around 1985, it became known as the Iran-Contra scandal….”

    “Strangely enough, Bush made no public appearances during that time, three week’s before the election, and has yet to prove where he was during the “missing” 21 hours. According to the pilot, Bush only stayed a few hours in Paris and was flown back to the United States. On October 21, the Iranians changed their entire negotiating position with the Carter Administration, the results of a completed deal with the Republicans.”

    “Right after the alleged Paris meeting, the Iranians not only backed away from negotiations with the Carter administration for the release of hostages, but they also dispersed the hostages throughout Iran to prevent a second rescue attempt, a rescue attempt that was apparently leaked to them from the Reagan campaign headquarters and probably by Richard Allen. …

    Moments after Ronald Reagan became President, the hostages were released. Within weeks, shipments of military equipment and spare parts were flown to Iran. Mossad agents have testified to the Iran weapons deal. The French have memos about the plan. The former President of Iran confirms the Republican-Iranian deal to delay the release of the hostages, and even former President Jimmy Carter, who had preferred to remain silent, has come forward to indicate that Gregg was a mole and was possibly responsible for the October Surprise. Gregg worked for Bush when Bush was head of the CIA.” [Did Bush go to Paris?, Harry V. Martin, Copyright, Napa Sentinel, 1991, Last in an Ten Part Series]

  4. Posted November 1, 2010 at 7:28 pm | Permalink

    more from the report which explains the high level of blackmail going on during the Reagan administration. Something tells me, though, Reagan was intentionally kept in the dark and only became aware of these misdeeds later in his administration. At that point, Alzheimer’s was setting in but I’m one to wonder what the Bushies did to bring about Reagan’s early onset of senility.

    “As events unfolded over time, it was George Bush Sr. who advocated a more pro-Arab policy, which in turn, irritated the Israelis, who now had the ability to blackmail the Bush family at whim.”

    “But once the Reagan-Bush team came to power, Bush began to push a pro-Arab position within the government, or, in essence, a pro-oil position. This irritated the Israelis and they felt the United States was beginning to betray them. Israel made a deal with the Soviet Union for closer relationships and also sought more Soviet Jews for immigration, thus keeping the Likud Party in power. Israeli agents are the ones who broke the story of the Iran-Contra scandal in a Lebanese newspaper, as retaliation against Bush. It is also the Israelis who witnessed arms deals, including the transfer of INSLAW’s PROMIS software, in a Chilian meeting. The same names, Dr. Earl Brian and Donald Greggs come up in those testimonies.” [Bush Made Deal With Iranians, Pilot Says, Harry V. Martin, Copyright FreeAmerica and Harry V. Martin, 1995]

    “If the Paris meeting did take place, the Israeli government may have been able to blackmail the Reagan and Bush administrations. Richard Curtiss writes in the Washington Report on Middle East Affairs, “Whenever the Reagan administration and the hard-line Israeli governments of Menachem Begin and his successors went eyeball-to-eyeball, it was always the U.S. that blinked. The U.S. declined to press Begin on such topics as the Golan Heights, East Jerusalem, the invasion of Lebanon, the occupation of West Beirut, the Sabra-Shatila massacres, and even the Reagan Plan for Middle East peace. The Reagan administration apparently was vulnerable to highly damaging Israeli blackmail, and at least some top officials of both governments knew it.” He adds, “It also explains how and why the Reagan administration so easily fell into the catastrophic series of arms-for-hostages blunders, clearly instigated as well as carried out by Israel, that became known as Irangate, or the Iran-Contra scandal. The renewed arms shipments in 1985 and 1986 were initiated by reopening exactly the same channels used in 1980 and 1981 by some of the same principals on both sides.” [Did Bush go to Paris?, Harry V. Martin, Copyright, Napa Sentinel, 1991, Last in an Ten Part Series]

  5. JJ
    Posted November 1, 2010 at 7:38 pm | Permalink

    http://proliberty.com/observer//20070405.htm

    Deathbed confessions, photos support claims that George H. Scherf(f), Jr., was the 41st U.S. president

  6. Posted November 1, 2010 at 7:50 pm | Permalink

    ooooohhhhhh this just gets more intriguing by the moment –

    “Farhad Azima in the 1990’s not only running freight airlines in Azerbaijan and Central Asia, but having his airlines involved in moving Mujahadin merecenaries in and out of
    the Chechnyan conflict. A number of alleged hijackers would be connected with that
    conflict. Additionally, Azima would become friends and co-investor with Wally Hilliard,
    who would later be a financier in Huffman Aviation, where a number of 9/11 hijackers
    trained.”

    hhhhmmmm, there is Wally again and Huffman Aviation. Naaahhhh, just a coinkydink, eh? NOT!

  7. Posted November 1, 2010 at 7:51 pm | Permalink

    oooh, elaborate, JJ.

  8. Posted November 1, 2010 at 7:59 pm | Permalink

    aaahhhhh JJ – I reported on Don’s geneology work long ago. I’ve always operated on the assumption Sr bankrupted, mismanaged and killed Tesla b/c the guy’s patents were worth katrillions of mullah. It’s nice to see this work surfacing at last. GH Scherff was Tesla’s manager…hhhhhmmmmm, now you know why we have HAARP, Chemtrails, Hurricane’s, Tsunami’s and Earthquakes that are way way way out of the ordinary…i.e., unexplainable.

    “What you are about to read is another step beyond research pioneered in the early 90s by author/historian Webster Tarpley based largely on deathbed “clues” provided by former Hitler bodyguard Otto Skorzeny and his box of photographs. Since Skorzeny’s death in 1999, the various leads he provided have been followed up and tend to support what, at first blush, would appear to be the unbelievable rantings of an embittered old man. What remains constant as we pore through publicly available official records, private correspondence, memoirs, newspaper articles, photos and other “clues” is that Bush family records (the ones that exist) are a puzzle palace of inconsistencies and curiosities. Since it is a congressionally established fact that Prescott Bush was in business with the Nazis during WWII, we can safely say that the Bush/Nazi connection existed. Who are the Bushes? How did they get connected with the Nazis? Is the connection still alive through U.S. presidents George H.W. Bush and George W. Bush? The answers are not as literal as we would like them to be. But we have the testimony of Otto Skorzeny and his photos—especially the one at right. So, here we go—the first installment of an investigation that points to a curious conclusion: The “Bush” family was created to destroy America.”

  9. Kim
    Posted November 1, 2010 at 8:52 pm | Permalink

    Republican congressmen Paul Ryan and James Sensenbrenner exposed for shady deal with democrat Gwen Moore to keep incumbents in office.

    Details:

    http://wi.rlc.org/2010/10/republican-congressmen-sensenbrenner-and-ryan-admit-to-shady-backroom-deal-with-democrat-moore/

  10. Posted November 1, 2010 at 9:19 pm | Permalink

    from Kim’s post –

    “Michael Strautmann writes…

    “On Friday, August 6, 2010, the Waukesha County GOP held a ‘Pints and Politics’ event at Weissgerber’s Seven Seas Restaurant. Jessica and I were present in an attempt to set up a fundraiser for Dan Sebring at that same location. At one point during the evening, Dan approached Sensenbrenner, asking him for five minutes to speak with him, so he could obtain Sensenbrenner’s endorsement as Dan goes after Gwen Moore’s seat. Sensenbrenner’s exact response was “Both Congressman Paul Ryan and I have an ‘agreement’ in place with Gwen Moore and we will not endorse her opposition.“”

    Strautmann continues…

    “It took many aback that evening, including those around him, showing us that regardless of how much they (Ryan, Moore, and Sensenbrenner) don’t like each other, they will continue to support each other to maintain the status quo. Sensenbrenner’s statement really went on to show the deals that incumbent congressmen in this state, regardless of which side of the aisle they’re on, will make to save their own seats. Based on the non-reaction from other patrons at this event, it showed the cronyism and hypocricsy amongst GOP insiders at the local, county and state levels.”

    “cronyism and hypocrisy amongst GOP insiders at the local, county and state levels” HELLO, this is abhorrent. I’ll post this link up on the chalkboard, Kim. Thanks for posting and always nice to see ya. How are your candidates doing?

  11. Kim
    Posted November 1, 2010 at 9:36 pm | Permalink

    Helen, this was also confirmed by Paul Ryan’s office:

    “Thank you for contacting Congressman Ryan regarding the Wisconsin Liberty Caucus article.

    In response to the article, we have released the following statement:

    Many battles in Washington are based on politics, Republican vs. Democrat. Many others are based on state vs. state or region vs. region issues. Consequently, states with large congressional delegations, such as California, Texas, Florida and New York, write legislation creating funding formulas that benefit large states to the detriment of smaller states–like Wisconsin and others in the upper Midwest. Consequently, it is necessary for smaller states’ delegations, including Republicans and Democrats, to band together to fight the larger states in these funding battles.

    These delegation “coalitions” were difficult to maintain when incumbents were actively seeking to defeat each other within the small state delegations every election cycle. Animosity, bitterness and revenge were the result. Therefore, an agreement was reached within the Wisconsin delegation, based on agreements that exist in other small states, that incumbents would not go out of their way to work for the defeat of other incumbents following their first re-election. This has allowed the delegation to work together in a bipartisan manner for the good of Wisconsin when these funding fights on dairy, agriculture, transportation and Medicare reimbursements formulas are brought before Congress.

    If you have questions or concerns, please feel free to contact me.

    Thank you,

    Jennifer Hammernik

    Ryan for Congress

    608-754-8099

    This past summer I’ve run into Paul Ryan a few times but never would speak with him. I felt nothing but white hot anger that he’s IN there and remained quiet and allowed the coup by an inelgible obama. Now more is confirmed that justifies my dislike of the man.

    “My” candidates are up against a liberal bastion in the northern part of our district. Hopefully we’ll win the day!

    I’m going to be doing a little poll watching tomorrow (minus the nightstick though!)

  12. Kim
    Posted November 1, 2010 at 9:41 pm | Permalink

    ineligible!

  13. Posted November 1, 2010 at 10:00 pm | Permalink

    Wow Kim! WTH knew that such deals were struck to protect a newbie. This kind of deal making, at least to me, serves no one but the status quo. What BS!

    Love to know how your candidates do tomorrow. You’ve worked hard to get them to 50+1 so would love an update tomorrow after the polls close. You never know who you and others touched so keep the faith. The real battle is tomorrow, that is if your precincts voting machines haven’t been tampered with. Hooyah to you and your fellow comrades. Either way, I am damn proud of you and all of your buds.

  14. Posted November 1, 2010 at 10:01 pm | Permalink

    ps – smart move on the night stick…lol.

  15. Posted November 2, 2010 at 10:53 am | Permalink

    Politico Comedic Round up –

  16. Posted November 2, 2010 at 11:32 am | Permalink

    80 year old woman letter to the bank [She speaks for all of us seniors]

    Posted By: watcher51445
    Date: Tuesday, 2-Nov-2010 11:17:11 Date: Sunday, October 31, 2010, 5:39 PM

    I LOVE this little lady! [ME TOO! Even if she turns out to not be a real person!!!]
    The letter to the bank below is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 80 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times.

    —————————————————————-
    Dear Sir:

    I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire salary, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank.

    My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and letters, when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, prerecorded, faceless entity which your bank has become.

    From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. My mortgage and loan repayments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank, by check, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate. Be aware that it is an offense under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope.

    Please find attached an Application Contact Status which I require your chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Notary Public, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof.

    In due course, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modeled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service.

    As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Let me level the playing field even further. When you call me, press buttons as follows:

    1. To make an appointment to see me.

    2. To query a missing payment.

    3. To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there.

    4. To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping.

    5. To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature.

    6. To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home.

    7. To leave a message on my computer, a password to access my computer is required. Password will be communicated to you at a later date to the Authorized Contact.

    8. To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 7.

    9. To make a general complaint or inquiry.

    The contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service. While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call. Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement.

    May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous New Year?

    Your Humble Client,

    Lydia B. Johnson

  17. JJ
    Posted November 2, 2010 at 11:36 am | Permalink

    AJ says that since the machines are inoperable or not working correctly, the outcome for the elections may not be divulged until December for Nevada??

    So, is this azzhole, Reid?? gonna be in limbo?? or allowed to do more damage to his state??

  18. venice
    Posted November 2, 2010 at 11:37 am | Permalink

    Gotta love NYT. Of course there is no subliminal messaging on the front page with a running caption,(series of captions no less) purportedly reflecting voters’ sentiments. What a disgrace. NYT once upon a time was a valued newspaper.

  19. Posted November 2, 2010 at 11:52 am | Permalink

    The Grey Lady lost her journalistic soul long ago. Sad but true.

    But you gotta love that letter. That lady said it all.

  20. Posted November 2, 2010 at 11:53 am | Permalink

    Great question, JJ. Reid’s son is one of the supervisors in Nevada. I don’t think it would be a huge leap in thought to believe Sonny Boy went through the backdoor of their machines.

  21. Posted November 2, 2010 at 7:08 pm | Permalink

    “Forty-seven years ago, President John F. Kennedy was assisinated by a cowardly cabal of thugs in Dallas, Texas.”

    Saluting the Truth, the whole Truth and nothing but the Truth. It may have taken 47yrs. for the shock to wear off, but more and more critical-thinking Americans are becoming aware that the very principles of our great Republic was also ambushed that somber day too.

    Have a good week, Helen, JustMe, etc…keep sharing the Truth far and wide.

  22. Posted November 2, 2010 at 7:31 pm | Permalink

    Let’s hope you are right, Al. I pray everynight and everyday, all day, American’s awake to this dastardly den of thieves we’ve had to endure since President Kennedy left us.

    You too have a great week and look forward to seeing you next week.

  23. Posted November 2, 2010 at 7:33 pm | Permalink

    from Drudge –

    EXIT POLLS:

    IL 49-43 Kirk [R]… NV TIED…

    Arkansas: Boozman (R) over Lincoln (D)
    California: Boxer [D] over Fiorina [R]
    Florida: Rubio [R] over Crist [I], Meek [D]
    Ohio: Portman (R) over Fisher (D)
    North Dakota: Hoeven (R) over Potter (D)
    Wisconsin: Johnson (R) over Feingold (D)

  24. Posted November 2, 2010 at 7:36 pm | Permalink

    Maybe, just maybe there is a God in this world and that Pelosi will stay true to her word and that is quit the House!

    h/t Drudge

    EXIT POLLS SHOW REPUBLICANS TAKE HOUSE:
    50+ PICKUP
    7+ SENATE

  25. Posted November 2, 2010 at 7:39 pm | Permalink

    Records show Obama’s Mumbai trip will cost $200 MILLION A DAY!

    http://www.ndtv.com/article/india/us-to-spend-200-mn-a-day-on-obama-s-mumbai-visit-64106

  26. Posted November 2, 2010 at 7:45 pm | Permalink

    Rand Paul wins in Kentucky – http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1110/44561.html

  27. JJ
    Posted November 2, 2010 at 7:53 pm | Permalink

    helenPosted November 2, 2010 at 11:53 am | Permalink
    Great question, JJ. Reid’s son is one of the supervisors in Nevada. I don’t think it would be a huge leap in thought to believe Sonny Boy went through the backdoor of their machines.

    If that what ailed the machines, he’s as stupid as his dad…

    or he cooked up another way to steal the race since the free food and gift cards wasn’t working??

  28. JJ
    Posted November 2, 2010 at 8:00 pm | Permalink

    Arkansas: Boozman (R) over Lincoln (D)
    California: Boxer [D] over Fiorina [R]
    Florida: Rubio [R] over Crist [I], Meek [D]
    Ohio: Portman (R) over Fisher (D)
    North Dakota: Hoeven (R) over Potter (D)
    Wisconsin: Johnson (R) over Feingold (D)

    Ky–Paul over Conway

  29. Posted November 2, 2010 at 8:37 pm | Permalink

    It’s going to be a long night, JJ. There are many tight races, but let’s hope these races are indicitative of the swing vote rather than a party vote.

  30. JJ
    Posted November 2, 2010 at 8:57 pm | Permalink

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PVd28EraS8&feature=player_embedded#!

    Democrats getting desperate for votes in Ohio… Voter Corruption?

  31. Posted November 2, 2010 at 9:21 pm | Permalink

    oh yes, the D’s likely don’t have a Sec’y of State like the R’s did in 2004 to make sure they could steal the election. Woo hoo. Maybe. Just maybe. Enough changes to the laws and machines have been made to insure a clean election.

  32. Posted November 2, 2010 at 9:31 pm | Permalink

    This was a tight race, folks. Very tight. Obama was in the district over the weekend cheerleading for Perriello. This is a wether bell race and it doesn’t bode well for the D’s.

    Breaking News Alert: Hurt defeats Perriello in Virginia’s 5th District
    November 2, 2010 8:50:09 PM
    —————————————-

    Rep. Tom Perriello (D) has been defeated after one term in central Virginia’s 5th District, losing to state Sen. Robert Hurt (R), the Associated Press projects.

    http://link.email.washingtonpost.com/r/KYNZS9/V1TU6J/I9G5RN/UM7KZ6/79LJO/MQ/h

    For more information, visit washingtonpost.com

  33. Posted November 2, 2010 at 9:37 pm | Permalink

    bb shortly – need to p/u a pizza.

  34. Posted November 3, 2010 at 12:28 am | Permalink

    The GOP takes the House – http://biggovernment.com/publius/2010/11/02/gop-takes-the-house/

    Obama’s seat lost to Republican KirK. Gionallais is the loser.

  35. Posted November 3, 2010 at 12:50 am | Permalink

    ruh roh, BG may be wrong…

    Breaking News Alert: Democrats keep control of the U.S. Senate
    November 3, 2010 12:00:10 AM
    —————————————-

    Democrats retain enough seats to hold on to the U.S. Senate, The Washington Post projects.

    http://link.email.washingtonpost.com/r/6041ZA/M9JQH1/BXPCYE/HHT0DH/8SHM3/6C/h

    For more information, visit washingtonpost.com

  36. Posted November 3, 2010 at 12:51 am | Permalink

    who knows what wonderland we’ll end up in tomorrow. be well and good to each other.

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